Monsters, Mages, Swords and Spells
chrisrlyftw:

HAHAH

pfantzypantz:

I drew too many Samus’ and didn’t know what to do, so I finally made a tumblr and that’s how the story ends.

yayyyy

Kudos! Love the commentary :)

samolo:

Damn tumblr! I wrote a lot of stuff that’s forever lost…
Samus Aran, armorless in what’s known as the “zero suit”
Long story short, I wish they make her more powerful without relying on the power suit again. The fact that you can´t even overpower common Space Pirates without it really bugs me. She’s a 190cm tall 90 kg warrior with chozo dna, the suit should be a convenience, not the source of her power and I always loved how scared of her the Space Pirates sounded in the Prime series.
End of rant!

samolo:

Damn tumblr! I wrote a lot of stuff that’s forever lost…

Samus Aran, armorless in what’s known as the “zero suit”

Long story short, I wish they make her more powerful without relying on the power suit again. The fact that you can´t even overpower common Space Pirates without it really bugs me. She’s a 190cm tall 90 kg warrior with chozo dna, the suit should be a convenience, not the source of her power and I always loved how scared of her the Space Pirates sounded in the Prime series.

End of rant!

We usually try to avoid the females because what do you do with a female Turian? Do you give her breasts? What do you do? Do you put lipstick on her?

Mass Effect art director Derek Watts

fucking bioware man

(via natellite)

i’m imagining this guy seeing a mother chimpanzee or something at the zoo and being like “whoa… she’s not wearing any lipstick?!”

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

Just ignore the blood on the wall, it’s probably fake.

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

it8bit:

The Essential
Created by Brice Savina
(via:dotcore)

it8bit:

The Essential

Created by Brice Savina

(via:dotcore)

dotcore:

via Pedro Miranda Filho.