Monsters, Mages, Swords and Spells
We usually try to avoid the females because what do you do with a female Turian? Do you give her breasts? What do you do? Do you put lipstick on her?

Mass Effect art director Derek Watts

fucking bioware man

(via natellite)

i’m imagining this guy seeing a mother chimpanzee or something at the zoo and being like “whoa… she’s not wearing any lipstick?!”

(via antoine-roquentin)

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

Just ignore the blood on the wall, it’s probably fake.

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

it8bit:

The Essential
Created by Brice Savina
(via:dotcore)

it8bit:

The Essential

Created by Brice Savina

(via:dotcore)

dotcore:

via Pedro Miranda Filho.

searchforelysium:

fujisalci:

therealdestructables:

I love this.

no matter what you say you cant stop me from shipping starbok x hypster

I miss this.

maria-ruta:

ugliest-casanova:

It’s dangerous to go alone, TAKE THIS

Iiiit’s DAAAAANGEROUS To go aloFUCK, I’M SINGING THIS KILL ME NOW!

supersmashbrospics:

Smash Bros - Dk by Quas-quas